{"id":1780,"date":"2010-09-13T09:21:25","date_gmt":"2010-09-13T16:21:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cleaningsantacruz.com\/?p=1780"},"modified":"2011-01-13T09:36:00","modified_gmt":"2011-01-13T16:36:00","slug":"100-foot-4500lb-test","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.cleaningsantacruz.com\/?p=1780","title":{"rendered":"100 foot, 4500lb test"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>David:<\/strong> Why didn&#8217;t you roll that hose up at your job?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> I was grizzled.<\/p>\n<p><strong>David:<\/strong> What does that mean?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> It means I was too tired, cold, and cranky.<\/p>\n<p><strong>David: <\/strong> Oh.\u00a0 When are you going to roll it up?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> I don&#8217;t know.\u00a0 You think you can help me out?<\/p>\n<p><strong>David:<\/strong> Yes<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> You think so huh?<\/p>\n<p><strong>David:<\/strong> Yes<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> Ok hold on, let me get my camera<\/p>\n<p><strong>David:<\/strong> Why do you need to get your camera?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> Oh, just because&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cleaningsantacruz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/IMG_2376.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-1781\" title=\"IMG_2376\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cleaningsantacruz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/IMG_2376-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"162\" height=\"125\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cleaningsantacruz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/IMG_2377.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-1782\" title=\"IMG_2377\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cleaningsantacruz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/IMG_2377-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"162\" height=\"125\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cleaningsantacruz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/IMG_2378.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-1783\" title=\"IMG_2378\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cleaningsantacruz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/IMG_2378-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"162\" height=\"125\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>David: Why didn&#8217;t you roll that hose up at your job? Me: I was grizzled. David: What does that mean? Me: It means I was too tired, cold, and cranky. David: Oh.\u00a0 When are you going to roll it up? Me: I don&#8217;t know.\u00a0 You think you can help me out? David: Yes Me: You [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cleaningsantacruz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cleaningsantacruz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cleaningsantacruz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cleaningsantacruz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cleaningsantacruz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1780"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.cleaningsantacruz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1780\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1784,"href":"http:\/\/www.cleaningsantacruz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1780\/revisions\/1784"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cleaningsantacruz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cleaningsantacruz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cleaningsantacruz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}