100 foot, 4500lb test

David: Why didn’t you roll that hose up at your job?

Me: I was grizzled.

David: What does that mean?

Me: It means I was too tired, cold, and cranky.

David: Oh.  When are you going to roll it up?

Me: I don’t know.  You think you can help me out?

David: Yes

Me: You think so huh?

David: Yes

Me: Ok hold on, let me get my camera

David: Why do you need to get your camera?

Me: Oh, just because…